Lambda Locator

chubbybychoice:

lilaira:

linaliel:

newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross

whatthfuck.

How the fuck..?

These are like insta caricatures

HOW

ry0ji:

aishaneko:

tesazombie:

tumblino:

macchabee:

promo4homo:

dear old nicki

SAY IT ISNT SO

PLEASE BE REAL PELASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL

her name in english better be bitch please. 

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is worried that, if this is real, she’ll turn into the next Gardevoir iF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 

Why is that something to worry about.

OH FUCK YES PLEASE

(Source: leohamasaki)

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mmysbathotw:

WELL GUYS I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW BEDSHEETS.

sinobug:

Lobster Moth Caterpillar (Stauropus sp., Notodontidae)

by Sinobug (itchydogimages) on Flickr.

The Lobster Moth is in itself an unremarkable fluffy Lepidopteran you might not look twice at. Its larvae however are widely regarded as the most bizarre of all caterpillars, with long thin jointed forelegs which are not only used outstretched in a defensive posture when alarmed but also giving this caterpillar extreme agility and alien-like mobility around its environment, and a grotesquely enlarged tail-end not dissimilar to that of a crustacean which can be elevated to assume numerous “artistic” poses.

Following is Wikipedia’s entry for this caterpillar…..
“In the first instar the caterpillar feeds entirely on its own egg-shell and is unusual in that it mimics an ant or small spider. This is due to the long thoracic legs “and caudal appendages which are ever nervously twisting about”. If the larva is disturbed during this period it wriggles about violently in the same manner as an injured ant.

“The young caterpillars keep guard over their own egg-shell. They keep nervously moving around and about the egg, and if perchance another caterpillar should approach within touch of it, a vigorous attack is made to drive off the intruder.” During the following instars the caterpillar develops even more of an odd appearance with “a large head, long thoracic legs, raised humps on the fourth to seventh segments and a greatly swollen anal segment that has the claspers modified into long thin structures”.

The general colour is reddish brown and if in its resting position provides perfect cryptic camouflage. The larvae can grow to a length of 70 mm and if disturbed by a potential predator can put on a menacing display with the thoracic legs splayed out and the head arched back over the body. The moth pupates in a strong cocoon, “usually spun up between dead leaves”.”

Pu’er, Yunnan, China

See more Chinese caterpillars on my Flickr site HERE…

jesus christ whoa

stormybirdwolf:

weenage-tasteland:

monsterjess:

justintheamazingallan:

fuckingshitupsince1998:

for real..

Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”    

… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?

My orchestra is playing this in a suite of patriotic music…?

They expected us to be insulted, but we…we laughed. We found it hilarious.

And we kept it. That’s why it’d be in there.

orelpuppington:

fun facts about the peach:

• it is the most gentle fruit there is!!!! 
• a peach would never hurt a baby
• if you touch a peach, it feels like a little butt!!
• a peach is guaranteed to make you happy if you look at it
• peaches taste nice and smell nice, too!
• they can be used in all sorts of foods!
• you can pretend you’re holding a buttock…..

(Source: danethehyena)